Welcome to Episode 23 of Murder Maidens. In today’s episode Monica discusses Lorena Bobbitt who after suffering years of abuse at the hands of her husband had enough and cut off his penis. 

Our game senecio 

The setting: St Patrick’s Day, 2009

Place: Erin express/shamrock shuttle, going from bar to bar, currently at a packed bar halfway through the day (stand-alone bar, not part of a strip mall or row of businesses)

The target: a fat couple who keeps trying to hang out with your group. The girlfriend spilled beer on your new outfit you bought for today and the boyfriend keeps trying to talk you into a 3way (you aren’t interested)

Mission: kill the couple without being caught or bringing attention to yourself before shipping off to the next bar 

Weapons: 

⁃beer mug you stole from the first bar

⁃Shamrock shaped shot glass necklace you bought at Dollar General

⁃Spiked brass knuckle you keep in your purse for when you go to the city