Welcome to Episode 18 of Murder Maidens. In today’s episode Sande discusses the murder of Brandy Stevens committed by Ashley Barber and Jade Olmstead.
For their murder game the girls are presented with the following Situation
After having made numerous complaints to HR, the better business bureau and even asking on a FB post to William Shatner for this thoughts and prayers, you have been forced again against your will to provide childcare for your bosses heathen children. Those soul crushing demon spawn feast on your tears and tour last tasty cakes with glee. When you arrive at your bosses mansion to return the vile offspring you decide it’s time for the Helsinki fire sale and everything must go.
Targets:
Your boss, her lazy spouse, their two crotch goblins, the French maid and the beta fish named Barry.
Weapons:
- A dingo the one that ate your baby
- A slingshot that only launches grenades
- 4 gallons of fresh dinosaur jizz