Welcome to Episode 10 of Murder Maidens. In today’s episode Monica discusses Leonarda Ciancuilli aka the Soap Lady of Correggio. 

For their murder game the girls are presented with the following scenario:

Christmas is a few weeks away and you are “home alone” for the weekend. You are in your 20s (which was a long time ago) and you have heard reports of break ins around your neighborhood. Just incase the burglar tries to come into your house you are prepared. 

Your weapons are

– Christmas Lights

– An Oversized Nut Cracker

– “The North Pole” – A 15 inch articulating dildo with candy cane stripes.

Because you are in your home you can get more creative and add any one of these modifiers to your weapon, if you want.

– 12v car battery

– tiny glass chards

– random bottle of sulfuric acid

Don’t be a dumb bitch and forget your murder gloves.